twenty-something.
from florida and now reside in minnesota.

 

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

(Source: onegleeheart)

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

image

i laughed but i am a little concerned that might be a dead kangaroo and now i’m sad

c0ld-desert:

k-isstheboys:

distraction:


A sailor and his date enjoying a day in Central Park while he is on shore leave, 1943.

nowadays all dates are in bed

this^

I love how she’s pulling up her skirt and he’s looking at her legs.

c0ld-desert:

k-isstheboys:

distraction:

A sailor and his date enjoying a day in Central Park while he is on shore leave, 1943.

nowadays all dates are in bed

this^

I love how she’s pulling up her skirt and he’s looking at her legs.

(Source: sinuses)

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

(Source: dsdnfkjdfifvkl)